So I wanted to start off with an amusing discussion. On the fifth edition of dnd there are these new creatures called Tieflings. Pronounced Tee - flings. These creatures are said to have the blood of Asmodeus flowing through their veins. Now these race of creatures can actually be applied to each of the nine rulers of hell. To put it simply. The hell rulers somehow fucked someone and had kids creating the Tieflings or somehow infused themselves with the person who was having the kids. FYI Tieflings are human demon hybrids meaning they consist of half human blood running through their veins not only demon keep that in mind.
Now here is where as a player I find myself theorizing. And I asked this question with my fellow dnd and pathfinder friends and they said the makeout sessions happened. (Well they are all guys so this makes sense logically)
But to me something didn't add up. See. While I get that Asmodeus is supposed to be this evil piece of shit. The theory that my peers came up with lacked any thought. Or more likely intent for malice. It lacked the scheming you would put in a villain or in this case a hell ruler.
So I got to thinking ..............(-.- Now dont judge me please these are theories nothing more if wizards wants to go and do a full delve in demon ancestry.com be my guest. Besides you guys know how I tend to think XD I cant help myself.)
Anyway I got to thinking on the three possible theories that could happen with the intent of malice that is likely to have happened to create the race known as the tieflings. Listed down below.
1) So the first is the simple one: Asmodeus fucked a bunch of single female humans. By force or not this is possible all things considering and it would not surprise me. But I also highly doubt it mainly because for a demon or hell ruler to enter let alone screw someone consent is always a thing. Sorry but from what I know from research and reading, you need to summon the demon first. Meet the requirements to respect that demon and then maybe you won't get possessed and die. This being said I doubt anything revolving around fucking by force to be highly unlikely. Remember what I said about consent? Consent is a thing even for demons devils not so much because they are sadistic fuckturds demons have freedom of will and independent thoughts devils not so much they are just minions. Crazy insane ones at that.
2) Soul Contracts. So this ties into the account if the human female actually did consent that there was some form of contract made with the said human. The likely scenario of the soul being taken after death is high. Now here is the thing with being born a half human half demon. Its like being born a Nephilim (half angel half human) if a female human got screwed by an angel or demon the likely scenario is automatic death. Mainly because of the physical strain that is putting that said human through child birthing. So this is a bit weird because according to the Dnd lore on Tieflings, this kind of race has a mass population. Meaning there are millions of them. Um....soooooooo Asmodeus is a horny fuck that fucks all chicks? And somehow spawns a shit ton of kids? Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhh I dont think so.
3) Essence transfer: Soooo this is a high guess and it is not as dramatic as the others. But what I think actually happened is that a said bunch of humans. Specifically female. Because Tieflings are half human half demon and guys im sorry in this time period you cant be gay and have kids. That and I doubt a ruler of hell would want to be submissive in a kinky situation. Back on point though. My guess is that the said hell ruler removed some of his energy planted it in a human and this caused the said mother to have kids. Similarly how Yuri from blue exorcist gave birth to Rin and Yukio. See the reason I think this is because of two factors. One it wouldn't require the hell ruler to actually be present. Secondly it would create kids quite quickly. And third, any said hell ruler can do it.
This would actually explain how Mephisto and the others could say have kids without fucking the said female.
Fun Fact: Female mothers still die giving childbirth unfortunately. So again soul being taken is a highly likely.
This is the same for Nephilims though there is some strict rule made by heaven because these kinds of kids are uber powerhouses like OP as fuck.
Anyway. Those are my theories of the day. XD Enjoy guys.
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
College Shannanigins of the most amusing nature that must be written down: Lesson one- Writing a paper on gender studies
So here is how this went down......
A friend of mine needed help with writing a paper for her gender studies class. So I asked, "What's the prompt?"
She answers as follows down below:
Friend Audre: Well you see its about goat fucking.....
me: -.0 Say what now? explain.
Friend Audre: So the prompt is why is fucking a goat considered immoral and bad not based on religious standpoint. Because apparently in some states beastiality is allowed.
me: Ahhhhh i see admin says apparently not at all bothered by the conversation.
Friend Audre: You seem oddly un-disturbed by this.
me: XD well I have an answer for you if you want to write it down but im warning you now it verges on the edge of conspiracy theories.
Friend Audre: XD *laughs* sure go for it.
me: So the answer to your problem is simple really. There are only three possible reasons I can think up as to why bestiality in real life is legal in some states currently. The first being population control by the government in that state which seems more logical. The second would be considered the occult and the third well some sick scientists pervasive joke about attempting to re-create furies from any anime in real life and he or she is attempting to do so.
Friend Audre: 0-0 *mind blown* Wait the first one actually makes sense.
me: Do you know why?~ *admin grins*
Friend Audre: Well lesbians and homosexuals can't have children aside from adoption. So if it was population control as your theory says, then it would actually work in an overpopulated area while the couple is able to release their sexual urges on some said animal.
me: *still grinning* Bingo. XD XP
Friend Audre: Friend I am kind of concerned now as to how dark and twisted your mind is considering your family is religious.
me: XD Pssssh please that was nothing if discussed further I wouldn't be surprised at the occult theory actually being correct and a goat turns humans into demonic beings.
Friend Audre: XD PFfffffft lol I am so adding this to my paper
me: Did that aide your writers block?
Friend Audre: yes XD and im amused
me: I cant breath im laughing so hard. xD *breaths* but seriously. As to why it would be considered immoral is because it is proof that humans are becoming more like animals in today's society. So because of the overpopulation then the government needs to find a way to indirectly control the environment so that the population can stabalize. The moral standard also can be applied if goat fucking or any animal became a religious practice thus protecting it under the first amendment. That being said that is were things get a bit conflicting. -.- mmmhmmm *nods*
Friend Audre: 0-o *mind blown again* how much shit is in that head of yours child?
me: -.- I lost my mental innocents at the age of 19 so yeah.
Friend Audre: 0-0 Wow..............
me: -.0 Eh it doesn't bug me if its political XD
Random student: XD Can you both stap this im writing a legal paper. XD
me: XD then you should know that the law can be altered to tailor ones influences.
Random student: SILENCE SATAN
me: XD PFFFFFT LOLOLOLOL XD
Friend Audre: XD LOLOLOL Rachel is secretly a demon. xD
me: -.0 eh you dont know that for a fact.
~The end XD
A friend of mine needed help with writing a paper for her gender studies class. So I asked, "What's the prompt?"
She answers as follows down below:
Friend Audre: Well you see its about goat fucking.....
me: -.0 Say what now? explain.
Friend Audre: So the prompt is why is fucking a goat considered immoral and bad not based on religious standpoint. Because apparently in some states beastiality is allowed.
me: Ahhhhh i see admin says apparently not at all bothered by the conversation.
Friend Audre: You seem oddly un-disturbed by this.
me: XD well I have an answer for you if you want to write it down but im warning you now it verges on the edge of conspiracy theories.
Friend Audre: XD *laughs* sure go for it.
me: So the answer to your problem is simple really. There are only three possible reasons I can think up as to why bestiality in real life is legal in some states currently. The first being population control by the government in that state which seems more logical. The second would be considered the occult and the third well some sick scientists pervasive joke about attempting to re-create furies from any anime in real life and he or she is attempting to do so.
Friend Audre: 0-0 *mind blown* Wait the first one actually makes sense.
me: Do you know why?~ *admin grins*
Friend Audre: Well lesbians and homosexuals can't have children aside from adoption. So if it was population control as your theory says, then it would actually work in an overpopulated area while the couple is able to release their sexual urges on some said animal.
me: *still grinning* Bingo. XD XP
Friend Audre: Friend I am kind of concerned now as to how dark and twisted your mind is considering your family is religious.
me: XD Pssssh please that was nothing if discussed further I wouldn't be surprised at the occult theory actually being correct and a goat turns humans into demonic beings.
Friend Audre: XD PFfffffft lol I am so adding this to my paper
me: Did that aide your writers block?
Friend Audre: yes XD and im amused
me: I cant breath im laughing so hard. xD *breaths* but seriously. As to why it would be considered immoral is because it is proof that humans are becoming more like animals in today's society. So because of the overpopulation then the government needs to find a way to indirectly control the environment so that the population can stabalize. The moral standard also can be applied if goat fucking or any animal became a religious practice thus protecting it under the first amendment. That being said that is were things get a bit conflicting. -.- mmmhmmm *nods*
Friend Audre: 0-o *mind blown again* how much shit is in that head of yours child?
me: -.- I lost my mental innocents at the age of 19 so yeah.
Friend Audre: 0-0 Wow..............
me: -.0 Eh it doesn't bug me if its political XD
Random student: XD Can you both stap this im writing a legal paper. XD
me: XD then you should know that the law can be altered to tailor ones influences.
Random student: SILENCE SATAN
me: XD PFFFFFT LOLOLOLOL XD
Friend Audre: XD LOLOLOL Rachel is secretly a demon. xD
me: -.0 eh you dont know that for a fact.
~The end XD
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