College Shannanigins of the most amusing nature that must be written down: Lesson one- Writing a paper on gender studies

So here is how this went down......

A friend of mine needed help with writing a paper for her gender studies class. So I asked, "What's the prompt?"

She answers as follows down below:
Friend Audre: Well you see its about goat fucking.....
me: -.0 Say what now? explain.
Friend Audre: So the prompt is why is fucking a goat considered immoral and bad not based on religious standpoint. Because apparently in some states beastiality is allowed.
me: Ahhhhh i see admin says apparently not at all bothered by the conversation. 
Friend Audre: You seem oddly un-disturbed by this.
me: XD well I have an answer for you if you want to write it down but im warning you now it verges on the edge of conspiracy theories.
Friend Audre: XD *laughs* sure go for it.
me: So the answer to your problem is simple really. There are only three possible reasons I can think up as to why bestiality in real life is legal in some states currently. The first being population control by the government in that state which seems more logical. The second would be considered the occult and the third well some sick scientists pervasive joke about attempting to re-create furies from any anime in real life and he or she is attempting to do so.
Friend Audre: 0-0 *mind blown* Wait the first one actually makes sense.
me: Do you know why?~ *admin grins*
Friend Audre: Well lesbians and homosexuals can't have children aside from adoption. So if it was population control as your theory says, then it would actually work in an overpopulated area while the couple is able to release their sexual urges on some said animal.
me: *still grinning* Bingo. XD XP
Friend Audre: Friend I am kind of concerned now as to how dark and twisted your mind is considering your family is religious.
me: XD Pssssh please that was nothing if discussed further I wouldn't be surprised at the occult theory actually being correct and a goat turns humans into demonic beings.
Friend Audre: XD PFfffffft lol I am so adding this to my paper
me: Did that aide your writers block?
Friend Audre: yes XD and im amused
me: I cant breath im laughing so hard. xD *breaths* but seriously. As to why it would be considered immoral is because it is proof that humans are becoming more like animals in today's society. So because of the overpopulation then the government needs to find a way to indirectly control the environment so that the population can stabalize. The moral standard also can be applied if goat fucking or any animal became a religious practice thus protecting it under the first amendment. That being said that is were things get a bit conflicting. -.- mmmhmmm *nods*
Friend Audre: 0-o *mind blown again* how much shit is in that head of yours child?
me: -.- I lost my mental innocents at the age of 19 so yeah.
Friend Audre: 0-0 Wow..............
me: -.0 Eh it doesn't bug me if its political XD
Random student: XD Can you both stap this im writing a legal paper. XD
me: XD then you should know that the law can be altered to tailor ones influences.
Random  student: SILENCE SATAN
me: XD PFFFFFT LOLOLOLOL XD
Friend Audre: XD LOLOLOL Rachel is secretly a demon. xD
me: -.0 eh you dont know that for a fact. 
~The end XD