(So this is a what if Maria met Batman in the batcave because why the fuck not)
Batman: Maria what are you watching? Sees the girl laughing at funny cat videos this one is of a cat flying off of a ceiling fan which I dont get.
me: -.- Good comedy good sir. Thats all. You know i get it now why joker is obsessed with making you laugh. Your too tense.
Batman: OH GODS NOT YOU TO!
me: -.- He has a point though. At the very mention of your parents you break down into PTSD let it go sheesh.
Batman: Is curled into a ball at the very mention of his parents like Maria had mentioned and is dysfunctional for a while.
me: 0-0 shit i broke batman. SHIT XD Pokes the vigilante.
Joker walks into the batcave stalking batman as usual
(Heath ledger joker) Joker: Sees batman on the floor and a girl poking him. "What the hell you broke bats?!"
me: 0-0 I think so. XD pfft
Joker: What he couldn't take a joke?
me: -.- That and i mentioned his parents.
Joker: Thumbs up. MARIA BROKE BATS EVERYONE XD
me: PFFFT XD shush you. SHUUSH
Joker: Sees the funny cat video "OOOOH I LOVE THIS XD"
(and the madness continues lmao xD)
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