Dnd Theories and Admins Thoughts on them Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

So I wanted to start off with an amusing discussion. On the fifth edition of dnd there are these new creatures called Tieflings. Pronounced Tee - flings. These creatures are said to have the blood of Asmodeus flowing through their veins. Now these race of creatures can actually be applied to each of the nine rulers of hell. To put it simply. The hell rulers somehow fucked someone and had kids creating the Tieflings or somehow infused themselves with the person who was having the kids. FYI Tieflings are human demon hybrids meaning they consist of half human blood running through their veins not only demon keep that in mind.

Now here is where as a player I find myself theorizing. And I asked this question with my fellow dnd and pathfinder friends and they said the makeout sessions happened. (Well they are all guys so this makes sense logically)

But to me something didn't add up. See. While I get that Asmodeus is supposed to be this evil piece of shit. The theory that my peers came up with lacked any thought. Or more likely intent for malice. It lacked the scheming you would put in a villain or in this case a hell ruler.

So I got to thinking ..............(-.- Now dont judge me please these are theories nothing more if wizards wants to go and do a full delve in demon ancestry.com be my guest. Besides you guys know how I tend to think XD I cant help myself.)

Anyway I got to thinking on the three possible theories that could happen with the intent of malice that is likely to have happened to create the race known as the tieflings. Listed down below.

1) So the first is the simple one: Asmodeus fucked a bunch of single female humans. By force or not this is possible all things considering and it would not surprise me. But I also highly doubt it mainly because for a demon or hell ruler to enter let alone screw someone consent is always a thing. Sorry but from what I know from research and reading, you need to summon the demon first. Meet the requirements to respect that demon and then maybe you won't get possessed and die. This being said I doubt anything revolving around fucking by force to be highly unlikely. Remember what I said about consent? Consent is a thing even for demons devils not so much because they are sadistic fuckturds demons have freedom of will and independent thoughts devils not so much they are just minions. Crazy insane ones at that.

2) Soul Contracts. So this ties into the account if the human female actually did consent that there was some form of contract made with the said human. The likely scenario of the soul being taken after death is high. Now here is the thing with being born a half human half demon. Its like being born a Nephilim (half angel half human) if a female human got screwed by an angel or demon the likely scenario is automatic death. Mainly because of the physical strain that is putting that said human through child birthing.  So this is a bit weird because according to the Dnd lore on Tieflings, this kind of race has a mass population. Meaning there are millions of them.  Um....soooooooo Asmodeus is a horny fuck that fucks all chicks? And somehow spawns a shit ton of kids? Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhh I dont think so.

3) Essence transfer: Soooo this is a high guess and it is not as dramatic as the others. But what I think actually happened is that a said bunch of humans. Specifically female. Because Tieflings are half human half demon and guys im sorry in this time period you cant be gay and have kids. That and I doubt a ruler of hell would want to be submissive in a kinky situation. Back on point though. My guess is that the said hell ruler removed some of his energy planted it in a human and this caused the said mother to have kids. Similarly how Yuri from blue exorcist gave birth to Rin and Yukio. See the reason I think this is because of two factors. One it wouldn't require the hell ruler to actually be present. Secondly it would create kids quite quickly. And third, any said hell ruler can do it.
This would actually explain how Mephisto and the others could say have kids without fucking the said female.
Fun Fact: Female mothers still die giving childbirth unfortunately. So again soul being taken is a highly likely. 

This is the same for Nephilims though there is some strict rule made by heaven because these kinds of kids are uber powerhouses like OP as fuck.

Anyway. Those are my theories of the day. XD Enjoy guys. 

 

College Shannanigins of the most amusing nature that must be written down: Lesson one- Writing a paper on gender studies

So here is how this went down......

A friend of mine needed help with writing a paper for her gender studies class. So I asked, "What's the prompt?"

She answers as follows down below:
Friend Audre: Well you see its about goat fucking.....
me: -.0 Say what now? explain.
Friend Audre: So the prompt is why is fucking a goat considered immoral and bad not based on religious standpoint. Because apparently in some states beastiality is allowed.
me: Ahhhhh i see admin says apparently not at all bothered by the conversation. 
Friend Audre: You seem oddly un-disturbed by this.
me: XD well I have an answer for you if you want to write it down but im warning you now it verges on the edge of conspiracy theories.
Friend Audre: XD *laughs* sure go for it.
me: So the answer to your problem is simple really. There are only three possible reasons I can think up as to why bestiality in real life is legal in some states currently. The first being population control by the government in that state which seems more logical. The second would be considered the occult and the third well some sick scientists pervasive joke about attempting to re-create furies from any anime in real life and he or she is attempting to do so.
Friend Audre: 0-0 *mind blown* Wait the first one actually makes sense.
me: Do you know why?~ *admin grins*
Friend Audre: Well lesbians and homosexuals can't have children aside from adoption. So if it was population control as your theory says, then it would actually work in an overpopulated area while the couple is able to release their sexual urges on some said animal.
me: *still grinning* Bingo. XD XP
Friend Audre: Friend I am kind of concerned now as to how dark and twisted your mind is considering your family is religious.
me: XD Pssssh please that was nothing if discussed further I wouldn't be surprised at the occult theory actually being correct and a goat turns humans into demonic beings.
Friend Audre: XD PFfffffft lol I am so adding this to my paper
me: Did that aide your writers block?
Friend Audre: yes XD and im amused
me: I cant breath im laughing so hard. xD *breaths* but seriously. As to why it would be considered immoral is because it is proof that humans are becoming more like animals in today's society. So because of the overpopulation then the government needs to find a way to indirectly control the environment so that the population can stabalize. The moral standard also can be applied if goat fucking or any animal became a religious practice thus protecting it under the first amendment. That being said that is were things get a bit conflicting. -.- mmmhmmm *nods*
Friend Audre: 0-o *mind blown again* how much shit is in that head of yours child?
me: -.- I lost my mental innocents at the age of 19 so yeah.
Friend Audre: 0-0 Wow..............
me: -.0 Eh it doesn't bug me if its political XD
Random student: XD Can you both stap this im writing a legal paper. XD
me: XD then you should know that the law can be altered to tailor ones influences.
Random  student: SILENCE SATAN
me: XD PFFFFFT LOLOLOLOL XD
Friend Audre: XD LOLOLOL Rachel is secretly a demon. xD
me: -.0 eh you dont know that for a fact. 
~The end XD

 

When Admin feels like Korra and every thing in her mind explodes XD

https://youtu.be/OZgi80T4sMc

me: opens my bedroom window cuz i like the cold and its currently 55 degrees outside
x3 Perrrrfffeecct Just chill like a frost giant

Mother: Goes again into Rachel's room which clearly reads keep out and finds it 55 degrees in the room its like a freezer and gets pissed off at her daughter
"RACHEL HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP OPENING THE WINDOW IM NOT FILTERING THE OUTSIDE AIR YOUR SISTER HAS A SOAR THROAT!!"

me: -.- Internally thinking while working on this blog. "Bitch fresh air would be good for your immune system. Is not saying anything i am too tired for her shit though i want to screech at her.

(FYI guys mom doesn't have to go into my room  to do this simple solution she is just a plain idiot Admin nods)

Pissed off so im writing this down.

When pissed write down what happened
me: -.- Well ok

11/5/2018 10:28 pm

me: Is working upstairs in my room with my one computer my parents don't know about because I have been hiding it for a month.

Mother: Has no idea of respect for her daughter so she just barges into (my room) like she owns the place.

me: Attempts to hide my computer in order to save it because my mother is very strict to me when it comes down to two things. Dating and Electronics. And i am hell bent on preventing her from getting her grubby greedy fucking hands on it.

Mother: WERE DID YOU  GET THAT??! she screeches when she finds the laptop hidden under her daughters covers

me: -.- Lies through my teeth "A friend bought it for me for my b-day" I mean it wasn't exactly a lie since a friend actually offered to do it but i declined the offer because i did not want to be a burden even though he knew my plight and problem concerning my bitch manipulative mother.

Mother: Is too stunned and walks out of the room

me: Is hoping with all my heart i get to keep the laptop because hell i need a better one for school if i am going to do well.

An Hour later.

Dad: Comes upstairs and basically knocks but is more respectful about his daughter's space.

me: -.- Already knows what is about to happen. "I am not handing it over."

Dad: "I am not leaving until you hand it over you know how your mother will react unless you can provide proof with your statements."

me: -.- Looks through my backpack to try and find my pin information and sighs "Whelp I lost the information when i needed it the most."

Dad: "Then the computer goes in my safe. I am very disappointed in you Rachel"

me: -.- Internally screaming and maniaclly laughs later. "Not exactly worried I can't return it even if i wanted to which i don't"

Few hours later dad finds out that his daughter stalled out the shipping the laptop back window and its now gone.

Dad: your mother wants her money back

me: Ha. Well i don't have it anymore. Bitter and salty as fuck.

Later on in the morning

me: Is walking through life depressed and then my mother starts dissing me early in the morning at 6:30 am. "Fuck off you bitch"

Mother: I will keep track of your misbehavior.

me: Lifts a middle finger at her.

Earlier that same night me and my mother nearly duked it out and she nearly scratched my eyes out because i was working on this blog and forcibly turned off the computer. That being said I grabbed her hand a little too late for when she turned off the computer. -.- It nearly broke out into a war zone there.

See I don't see myself as a bad kid but I do see the moral wrong shit that goes down. And while i love my parents. Selectively my dad. I am slowly beginning to break because no one, not even a stupid counselor seems to get it. My mother is a madwomen. She manipulates and abuses emotionally as well as physically and somehow she has gotten away with it for 22 fucking years. Not to mention causing me mental breakdowns from the amount of stress she puts me through.

Admin cries herself to sleep ; . ; Internally screaming SOMEONE ANYBODY SAVE ME PLEASE!!!